Photo without parody

Sometimes you want to run a caption contest, but sometimes the reality is about as good as it gets.

Athlete Kathy Brennan (R) of Washington, D.C., helps to apply tanner on Forrest of Ferndale, Michigan, before the Physique competition during Gay Games VII in Evanston, Illinois, July 18, 2006. REUTERS/John Gress (UNITED STATES)

As for me, my tastes are more along the lines here and here.