Teh marching

I guess it is marching - in a fashion I guess. I know a little about marching, so I offer this advice.

First of all, you need to get the short stubby ones either off your drill team are at least not the first thing people see.

Second; you need a stronger PT program. You have way too many young fat-bodies in your drill team. Put down the twinkie and pick up your boots.

Third; get your timing down before you put anything down on tape and put it out there.

Just look.


I think this might be the model you are going for - I know the concept is the same. Though you might want to start a bit younger. At about the 9-minute march there is some help.



As for the actual guys - cut the probates some slack - they are just trying to get to the other end.

Hat tip HotAir.