We have busy-bodies, nosey neighbors, and "he protesteth too much" homophobes. Read it all, but as the gay-pimps from both sides of the equation come like botflies, the folks over at Evolution offer this.
I like that. A lot. You don't have to agree with anyone about anything, but you can agree that some people can't help but make a pain of themselves - for no good reason. Why can't we just leave each other alone?
Anyway, in many uses, perhaps the Navy could use this. Anti-terror and anti-piracy patrols. Coast Guard could use it for drug and immigration patrols. All sorts of uses. What do you think we could use this modified Navy Jack for?