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I'm going to be spending some quality time with the list of Southern cocktails from Garden & Gun through the new year.
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44 comments:
"Boy, you bettah take that hand off'n my leg befoh Ah have to put mah nightstick upside yo' hey-ud!"
Or...
" Ah always knew theyah was sumthin' funny about this fella..."
So this is why they took away my gun.
"Boy, you gotta purty mouth."
"This is a big f---ing deal!"
smokey the bear says only you can prevent date rape.
"YGBSM - I was a Surface Sailor"
"And the best news is, they have repealed DADT!"
"ssshhh...don't make this weird. it's ok....we're in delaware. just hope that this doesn't get on the internet like that silly video made by the XO of ENTERPRISE..."
"ssshhh...don't make this weird. it's ok....we're in delaware. just hope that this doesn't get on the internet like that silly video made by the XO of ENTERPRISE..."
Mr. Vice-President, I don't like your wide stance.
"Do you know who Ned Beatty is?"
Secret Service dude behind them: "Dang. What's he doing now? I don't get paid enough to babysit this guy."
Guy behind: "It's okay boss. If it moves an inch more, I got your back."
"In DC no one can hear you scream..."
OMG!! I'm having a stroke! My whole left leg has gone numb!
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It's all downhill from here.
Mr. Vice-President, you picked a really bad time and place to come out. My deputy will diabuse you of your impure thoughts when we get off the stage.
"Mind if I touch your 'BIG F----G DEAL?'"
I've eaten people for less. NOM NOM NOM....
"eh-hem...Mr. Vice President? Obama is sitting on your other left, Sir."
"Uncle Joe, I loved you in Petticoat Junction..."
Secret Service Guy: "I am here to protect who from who?"
Secret Service Guy: "I am here to protect who from who?"
Aubrey WINS!
Not a caption, but has anyone else noticed that no one seems to think the VP in this administration is an evil genious pulling the strings behind the throne?
"...be he agent or be he principle..."
SecSer guy over the radio - Somebody bring the bear gun from Teddy Roosevelt room, I dont think we can stop that guy with handguns...
Son - have you ever seen a grown man naked? Watch gladiator movies?
We have a winner!!!!!
yeah... it looks like the thin blue line is about to snap here....
Here's a contest:
Which will travel farther, a projo from this thing or the button on that cop's trousers?
Winner!!!!
'Mind if I dance whiff your date?'
Damn...for the life of me I can't remember where that line is from.
Stripes. Francis would be separated today for saying "homo". Whereas Paulie Shore would be a Master Sgt.
You ain't from around here, are ya, boy?
URR ZING!
Joe- Don't ask and Don't Tell
Sheriff- WTF
Your safe, don't worry they only fire Navy Commanding Officers for this kind of behavior.
And I didn't get it right either.........the actual quotes are hilarious. 8-)
I also remember (loosely) when Harold Ramis says 'I've always been a bit of a pacifist', and 'if we ever get into real combat, I'll be right behind you every step of the way' and I think slaps the back of John Candy
W.C. Fields is not amused.
We'll always have Paris.
OR
What happens in DC stays in DC.
I don't know where the hell your from but down here you take a guy to dinner before you put your hand on his leg.
Uh sorry Mr. Vice-President but I only date Republicans.
I didn't gain all this weight to get felt up by the VP, hands off.
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