Ahhhh, the English

If you have ever been subjected to CNN International or in one of the Commissariat's dungeons that does not have the BBC, Sky, or Fox News - then this will come as no surprise.

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said.

You know, minus the drugs, if he was just coming back from liberty in Thailand no one would have said a word about the rest, and he was so polite that it sounds like he wouldn't have even rated a clamshell.