... and the horse you rode in on.

There is a lot here - and almost 99% of it is all-American goodness.

Levi Johnston's mother said her 18-year-old son left Alaska on Tuesday morning to join the Palin family at the convention where Sen. John McCain will officially receive the Republican nomination for president. The boy's mother, Sherry Johnston, said there had been no pressure put on her son to marry 17-year-old Bristol Palin and the two teens had made plans to wed before it was known she was pregnant.

"This is just a bonus," Johnston said.

As another of a million points of order on the MSM's depths of bias; note the opening of the SanFranChron article,

The boyfriend of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's unwed, pregnant daughter will join the family of the Republican vice presidential candidate at the GOP convention in St. Paul, Minn

You can almost see the spittle hitting the keyboard from all the bile/hate/fear/envy of the editor and writer. As a point of order, I guess it is too much to ask that he is the fiance - huh?