Future OS LPO

Where are the recruiters? This guy has "Sailor's Sailor" all over him. Sure he is only in 8th Grade - but you have to get these guys early.

An eighth-grader at the Bill Duncan Excel Center in South Lakeland, Locke, 15, has been suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas.

"Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink [sic] that you can't breathe after he does it," the bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form.

Locke said he wasn't the culprit.

"It wasn't even me," Locke said. "It was a kid who sits in front of me."

That is the funny part - if you need another excuse to dislike the school administrators that are destroying our youth, read the rest.