John, you look quite fetching

You know, John over at Argghhh!!! claims to be working in some Army related job in the Midwest post retirement, but I think I have finally blown his cover! It isn't what you think. His real name is "Clive" and he has moved to the UK.

Of note, retirement has been very good to him. He looks 20 years younger! He does kind of talk funny, and I am not sure about the shirt....but he wouldn't be the only Army guy I know to go "metrosexual."

Anyway, here is a clip of his job at the UK's HSN - and he gets his friends kids jobs as well. What a guy!

Hat tip ILYS.