Oh, no. No. Not Allison again. Help her, someone, please.

Yes, it is Allison from that bucket of fail in April.


The fail is so strong here, I don't want to ruin it by quoting the highlights. If the video embed doesn't work; click here.



No, you have to watch it yourself. Just think of not only the face time she is getting - but also the bucks she is getting for this gig - and this is where a lot of people get their information on the Navy. 

Please Fox - find her another beat; or an assistant that knows a keel from a deckhouse.

Hat tip CS.