I don't know what you Yankees might think - but I have found a great magazine - Garden & Gun.
Perfect example came from the APR/MAR editions "End of the Line" article by Roy Blount, Jr. starts out with this,
You know how to test the proposition that a dog is a man's best friend? Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, drive out into the woods somewhere, and let them out. Which one do you think is going to be glad to see you?Check it out. 'Nuff said.
