Dude, who painted your waterline?

Well, we now know the size, shape and generally frightening nature of the People's Liberation Army Navy that drove the Running Dog Round-eye Devils from the seas.

On a professional note, all you need is the caption.

A crewmember on a Chinese trawler uses a grapple hook in an apparent attempt to snag the towed acoustic array of the military Sealift Command ocean surveillance ship USNS Impeccable (T-AGOS-23). Impeccable was conducting routine survey operations in international waters 75 miles south of Hainan Island when it was harassed by five Chinese vessels. (U.S. Navy photo/Released)

On our part, what a STRATCOM epic fail. Another photo here.