Saturday, April 14, 2012

The Navy Pays for S3x

What Fresh H311 is this?

Wait ... wait ... wait. Don't follow the link above yet. Just so you know how your taxpayer money (or money borrowed from the Chinese in your kid's name) is being spent - behold the gobble-d-goop;
This is a combined synopsis/solicitation for commercial items prepared in accordance with the format in Subpart 12.6, as supplemented with additional information included in this notice. This announcement constitutes the only solicitation; proposals are being requested and a written solicitation will not be issued. The solicitation number N68836-12-T-0219 is issued as a request for quote (RFQ). The solicitation document and incorporated provisions and clauses are those in effect through the latest edition of the Federal Acquisition Circular. This solicitation is Sole Source. NAICS Code 611430

The following clauses and provisions apply: 52.212-1 Instructions to Offerors-Commercial Items;52.212-3 Offeror Representations and Certifications-Commercial Items; 52.204-7 Central Contractor Registration; 52.212-4 Contract Terms and Conditions-Commercial Items; 52.212-5 Contract Terms and Conditions Required to Implement Statutes or Executive Orders-Commercial Items, and citing: 52.219-6, 52.222-21, 52.222-26, 52.222-35, 52.222-36, 52.222-37, 52.225-13, and 52,232-33; 252.204-7004 Central Contractor Registration; 252.212-7001 Contract Terms and Conditions Required to Implement Statutes Applicable to Defense Acquisition of Commercial Items, and citing: 252.225-7001 and 252.232-7003; Offers are due by close of business 17 November 2011 and may be emailed to roma.shoy@navy.mil or faxed to 904/270-6498.
Here is the title of what they(we) are paying for.
U--Training "SEX SIGNALS"
Oh yea. Only someone who has not deployed recently and spent some time with their Sailors would think this is a fix. I guess it won't hurt - but it will be entertaining; especially if you are in the audience focused on those around you.

Personally, I want Skippy to give this. He'll do it for 1/4 the price too.
Blending a unique combination of improvisational comedy, education and audience participation, "Sex Signals" provides a provocative, in-your-face look at issues surrounding dating, sex and date rape on college campuses.

Through the use of humor, the show explores how mixed messages, gender role stereotypes and unrealistic fantasies contribute to misunderstandings between the sexes. Students are thus engaged in a candid discussion on dating and the realities of date rape as they are challenged to provide solutions that will better improve communications in interpersonal relationships. All of the performers have extensive training in interactive theater and sexual assault education.

Since the program's inception in 2000, Sex Signals has performed over 1000 shows at over 400 colleges and universities, making it one of the country's most popular lecture programs.
Being that it is being shown in Mayport - I think we should detail Byron to attend.

Do I have a second?

Well - if not; here is a preview.



Ht tip TD.

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