So Darren asks Joanne out. Joanne accepts. They eat at China Grill. (Nice restaurant. I've been there.) Darren pays, despite Joanne offering to split the check.You have to go visit PR. Differently. They have audio. Even if it is a spoof, it is a great story.
At some point after the meal, Darren gets the idea that Joanne didn't like him.
Rather than just chalk it up to a bad date (hey, it happens, right?) Darren... Well, Darren has other plans.
DARREN EMAILS JOANNE ASKING HER TO SEND HIM $50 FOR HER PORTION OF DINNER.
Hat tip JPOD at The Corner.