LCS precom USS Milwaukee suffers a cataclysmic dry-dock accident while the crew attends a week-long Equal Opportunity and Sexual Assault training session. NEOO personnel take the incident as a sign they are successfully exposing recalcitrant vessels and crews.To get the full details from CIMSEC, click here.
Of course - from the actual farce to the present satire - it isn't too far of a stretch. .... and yes, the Salamander nods knowing that yet another bit of the reality based community is about sick of the (D)iversity Bullies' BS.