Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Caption Contest!

44 comments:

Byron said...

"Boy, you bettah take that hand off'n my leg befoh Ah have to put mah nightstick upside yo' hey-ud!"

Or...

" Ah always knew theyah was sumthin' funny about this fella..."

James said...

So this is why they took away my gun.

Guest said...

"Boy, you gotta purty mouth." 

17thline said...

"This is a big f---ing deal!"

Actus Rhesus said...

smokey the bear says only you can prevent date rape.

Anonymous said...

"YGBSM - I was a Surface Sailor"

Tregonsee said...

"And the best news is, they have repealed DADT!"

Salty Gator said...

"ssshhh...don't make this weird.  it's ok....we're in delaware.  just hope that this doesn't get on the internet like that silly video made by the XO of ENTERPRISE..."

Salty Gator said...

"ssshhh...don't make this weird.  it's ok....we're in delaware.  just hope that this doesn't get on the internet like that silly video made by the XO of ENTERPRISE..."

hbp said...

Mr. Vice-President, I don't like your wide stance.

UltimaRatioRegis said...

"Do you know who Ned Beatty is?"

DeltaBravo said...

Secret Service dude behind them:  "Dang.  What's he doing now?  I don't get paid enough to babysit this guy."

Guy behind:  "It's okay boss.  If it moves an inch more, I got your back."

Aubrey said...

"In DC no one can hear you scream..."

stencil said...

OMG!!  I'm having a stroke!  My whole left leg has gone numb!
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NoRelation AtAll said...

It's all downhill from here.

The Usual Suspect said...

Mr. Vice-President, you picked a really bad time and place to come out. My deputy will diabuse you of your impure thoughts when we get off the stage.

Salty Gator said...

"Mind if I touch your 'BIG F----G DEAL?'"

Anonymous said...

I've eaten people for less.  NOM NOM NOM....

Salty Gator said...

"eh-hem...Mr. Vice President?  Obama is sitting on your other left, Sir."

Tom Goering said...

"Uncle Joe, I loved you in Petticoat Junction..."

Anonymous said...

Secret Service Guy: "I am here to protect who from who?"

Anonymous said...

Secret Service Guy: "I am here to protect who from who?"

Anonymous said...

Aubrey WINS!

andrewdb said...

Not a caption, but has anyone else noticed that no one seems to think the VP in this administration is an evil genious pulling the strings behind the throne?

UltimaRatioRegis said...

"...be he agent or be he principle..."

ewok40k said...

SecSer guy over the radio -  Somebody bring the bear gun from Teddy Roosevelt room, I dont think we can stop that guy with handguns...

Lobotomized said...

Son - have you ever seen a grown man naked?  Watch gladiator movies?

Byron said...

We have a winner!!!!!

DeltaBravo said...

yeah... it looks like the thin blue line is about to snap here....

UltimaRatioRegis said...

Here's a contest: 

Which will travel farther, a projo from this thing or the button on that cop's trousers?

Wharf Rat said...

Winner!!!!

Wharf Rat said...

'Mind if I dance whiff your date?'

C-dore 14 said...

Damn...for the life of me I can't remember where that line is from.

UltimaRatioRegis said...

Stripes.  Francis would be separated today for saying "homo".  Whereas Paulie Shore would be a Master Sgt.

CV60 said...

You ain't from around here, are ya, boy?

Anonymous said...

URR ZING!

ShawnP said...

Joe- Don't ask and Don't Tell

Sheriff- WTF

S3guy said...

Your safe, don't worry they only fire Navy Commanding Officers for this kind of behavior.

Wharf Rat said...

And I didn't get it right either.........the actual quotes are hilarious. 8-)

I also remember (loosely) when Harold Ramis says 'I've always been a bit of a pacifist', and 'if we ever get into real combat, I'll be right behind you every step of the way' and I think slaps the back of John Candy

beck said...

W.C. Fields is not amused.

Stuie said...

We'll always have Paris.
OR
What happens in DC stays in DC.

la sailor said...

I don't know where the hell your from but down here you take a guy to dinner before you put your hand on his leg. 

Damaris said...

Uh sorry Mr. Vice-President but I only date Republicans.

Anonymous said...

I didn't gain all this weight to get felt up by the VP, hands off.