I'm not sure what I find the most gobsmackingly funny, the kind of cadence lyrics that will be invented, the SAPR trivia questions, or the open discrimination against all male UIC.
Fresh h311? I've got your fresh h311 hang'n.
From: [redacted], Samantha M EN1(EXW) SWOS ENG LS SAN DIEGO, N77
Subject: 2nd Annual SAPR Cup
Good Afternoon SWOS,
April is the Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month, one of the events is the SAPR Cup on Naval Base San Diego April 8th at 8am. The events include: Cadence Contest, 30 Yard Tire Flip Relay, 1 Mile Race, 4x100yd Relay, Push-Ups/Sit-Ups, Pull-Ups, Tug-o-War, and a round of SAPR trivia. The SWOS SAPR Team is looking to build a team to take first Place this year. Attached is the flyer and Sign-up sheet. I fliers will be posted on the 2nd and third deck of 3280 and 3533 as well as at the quarterdeck of the firehouse. The last day to sign up is March 30th when I collect the sheets. Let's get our name out there and win the cup! Have a great Day!
EN1 (EXW) Samantha M. [redacted]
SURFACE WARFARE OFFICERS SCHOOL LEARNING SITE SAN DIEGO
3975 NORMAN SCOTT RD. STE1
BLDG 3280B, RM [redacted]
SAN DIEGO, CA 92136