Yesterday we offered up the Soviet War Memorial. He could also try the new USA Embassy in Berlin - but that might not work either.
Hey! I have another idea. Lots of room. Very historical. It is a sure bet to shore up the Democrat base and those Europeans who have felt so isolated from Amerikkka over the last few years.
The Marx-Engels-Forum would be perfect! See!

If he really wants to kick it off with his German hosts though, he needs to learn how to dance to this. Chap does.