Monday, March 20, 2006

Time Mag: your biASS is showing

Time to beat up on Time magazine; again. So let's do some pondering here. There is a military operation describes thusly:
...over 50 helicopters to put 1500 Iraqi and U.S. troops on the ground had netted 48 suspected insurgents, 17 of which had already been cleared and released. The area, explained the officials, has long been suspected of being used as a base for insurgents operating in and around Samarra, the city north of Baghdad where the bombing of a sacred shrine recently sparked a wave of sectarian violence. ... no shots fired at all and the units had met no resistance,...With the Interior Ministry's Samarra commando battalion, the soldiers had found some 300 individual pieces of weaponry like mortars, rockets and plastic explosives in six different locations inside the sparsely populated farming community of over 50 square miles and about 1,500 residents. The raids also uncovered high-powered cordless telephones used as detonators in homemade bombs, medical supplies and insurgent training manuals.
OK, we have a net of 31 terrorists, met no resistance from anyone, the operation was run mostly by the Iraqi Army. No civilians harmed, a metric butt-ton of bad guy boob-boom stuff captured. And what is the spin from Time's Copperhead reporter Brian Bennett?
...no leading insurgents were nabbed in an operation that some skeptical military analysts described as little more than a photo op. ... Before loading up into the helicopters for a return trip to Baghdad, Iraqi and American soldiers and some reporters helped themselves to the woman’s freshly baked bread, tearing bits off and chewing it as they wandered among the cows. For most of them, it was the only thing worthwhile they’d found all day.
By your definition or the Army personnel on the ground you interviewed.

I guess he would be much happier if they found nothing, a bunch of Americans were killed, the Iraqi Army ran away and threw off their uniforms, a couple of Blackhawks went down due to faulty maintenance, and he got live footage of civilians having electrical cables attached to their genitals. Oh, yes: he would be a lot happier.

If you like his stuff, keep throwing your cash at that magazine, or save yourself some money and read some of his buddies so popular with liberal AirAmerica type radio. Same type of crap.

Oh, the Time anger doesn't just come from me, either. I wonder if Jason will weigh in?

...and he does. Kind the final word.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Sunday Funnies

Yes, being a SWO runs in families....

What I'm not missing this weekend

Like the Democrats "open-the-door-in-your-face" plan for '06 (the Republicans really have their pants around their ankles - but the Dems are not playing smart. They could have a huge sweep - remember the corrections of '02 and '04 didn't happen, there is pent-up demand - they have a 50/50 chance of taking one house of Congress, where they should have a 75% chance of taking both) the anti-war left just can "Stop Thinking About Yesterday." Remember the key to the playbook; if your plan fails - just do it again until everyone is as smart as you are.

"Big" protests this weekend (yawn). Any new ideas there Lefty, or are we still stuck in a late 2003/early 2004 mindset? Powerline and LGF have some good overviews of the parade of cluelessness. I think the picture on the left kind of says it all.
I love Communists=I love Islamofascists
You hate free society=you are my friend
I still smell like patchouli oil
More than ever, I have comfort knowing I am on the right side, as imperfect as it is.
UPDATE:Ego had more fun than I did. Cheeky monkey!

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Stupid Pirate Tricks

Some people just don't know when to say quit.
A vessel was seen towing two smaller skiffs, the officials said. As boarding teams prepared to conduct a routine boarding, the Navy ships noticed the suspected pirates brandished what appeared to be rocket-propelled grenade launchers.

The suspected pirates then opened fire on the Navy ships. The two ships returned fire with small arms, the officials said.

One suspected pirate was killed and a fire ignited aboard the main vessel. The boarding teams took 12 other suspects, including the five who were injured, into custody, they said.
A Darwin candidate. Want to know what they opened fire on?
The incident occurred in the Indian Ocean about 25 miles off the coast of Somalia as the USS Cape St. George, a guided missile cruiser, and the USS Gonzalez, a guided missile destroyer, conducted maritime security operations.
Hat tip PolitburoDiktat.

Keeping an Eye on the Long Game Part XIII

So Lefty, who do you want to train out Southern Neighbors? Communist China or the American Military.
China is stepping up military training in Latin America because of a law that limits U.S. military support to nations in the region, the general in charge of the U.S. Southern Command told Congress yesterday.
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The People's Republic of China has made many offers, and now we are seeing those who formerly would come to the United States going to China."
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The lack of training has prevented sharing U.S. military "attributes and characteristics" with foreign militaries, including concepts of military subordination to civilian leaders, and principles of democracy, he said.
Ahhhhh, unintended consequences.
Additionally, Chinese economic activities are increasing in Canada, the Pentagon official said, noting that the activities in the hemisphere are part of a "counter-encirclement" strategy by Beijing, aimed at neutralizing what China views as a U.S. policy of building up bases and alliances in nations around China.
Exactly what I would do.

Friday, March 17, 2006

FLASH - I've been banned in Pakistan - FLASH


Oh happy day! I always wanted a fatwa, but being banned in Pakistan....why THAT IS JUST TOO COOL! My off-the-cuff DrawMohammedWeek has no-shit-Shirlock been banned by the Pakistan government.

Sometimes, you have to judge yourself by your enemies. Oh happy day!!

Dr. Rusty Shackleford is not pleased. I'm going to go have a Dunkle, and maybe something pork to go with it - and share it with my dog.

I'm just giddy as a schoolgirl.

UPDATE:Why didn't I think of this?

Fishing in Afghanistan

I know, it is kind of like Holiday in Cambodia.

Something tells me this won't be on the Bill Dance show, or be an MWR approved event.