You should have asked your Mother for Advice

1. Dude, the beard.
2. Lame sweater and rolled up button-up sleeves? Really?
3. Never do something like this at a sporting event unless SHE is the sports nut and/or THAT is where you met her.
4. If a sporting event - make sure it isn't one that is 4/5 empty.

So many bad omens for a woman here - I'm shocked she didn't run sooner.



As a side-note; way too early in the marriage to invite a young, buxom blonde with audio-visual equipment to get in between the two of you. Just say'n.