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Sunday, July 31, 2011
Sunday Funnies
BTW - if you like Ramirez's work - the Investor's Business Daily Pulitzer Prize-Winning Editorial Cartoonist has a great book out, Everyone Has the Right to My Opinion.
Dear CDR, please cancel my subscription to "Sunday Funnies".
What with my pick up wont run, 'm dog died, the wife came back, my co-workers er blasting RAP music at me all day, the doc says I gotta cut out salts, fats, sweets, my prostate's the size of a cantalope, the job says I'm under threat of "downsizing", three (count em!3!) exwives are hounding me fer alimony so they can go on vacations with their boyfriends, NFL's still out..........
I have enough misery. I come here on Sunday mornings for a little escape...a smile, a chortle, a chuckle...maybe even a guffaw or two.....
Reminds me of a skit the last time Saturday Night Live was funny... a guy watching the news on the tv in Jet Blue while it was coming in for a hard landing. He's freaking out as he's watching the plane he's on on the news, and everyone else on the plane is oblivious. It was really rather funny.
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It would be OK, if the rest of us weren't sitting back in coach. So down we go. Only saving grace is we don't have cockpit cam.
ReplyDeleteDear CDR, please cancel my subscription to "Sunday Funnies".
ReplyDeleteWhat with my pick up wont run, 'm dog died, the wife came back, my co-workers er blasting RAP music at me all day, the doc says I gotta cut out salts, fats, sweets, my prostate's the size of a cantalope, the job says I'm under threat of "downsizing", three (count em!3!) exwives are hounding me fer alimony so they can go on vacations with their boyfriends, NFL's still out..........
I have enough misery. I come here on Sunday mornings for a little escape...a smile, a chortle, a chuckle...maybe even a guffaw or two.....
And all I get is REALITY.
repeat after me, INFLATION IS OUR FRIEND.
ReplyDelete(haven't you always wanted to pay $47,000 for a used Honda Civic ? or $695,000 for a tiny 38 yr old track home in a run-down neighborhood ?)
be positive about our country's future, and accept the inevitable,
USA's new mantra, " INFLATION IS OUR FRIEND".
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jul/29/editors-note-this-sympathy-letter-from-the-uk-comm/ tongue-in-cheek look at the situation...
ReplyDeleteseems the link doesnt work, look at the WT website for letters from UK and China...
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I sense a business opportunity ... The Weimar Wheelbarrow Wallet!
ReplyDeleteI am going to try some personal "quantitative easing" and start printing twenties in my basement.
ReplyDeleteUmm, Mr. URR, we'd like to have a word with you ...
ReplyDeleteCheck out Dilbert's assessment of the current situation:
ReplyDeletehttp://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2011-07-31/
The first rule of Post-Armageddon Club is you don't talk about Post-Armageddon Club.
The second rule of Post-Armageddon Club is you don't talk about Post-Armageddon Club.
Dammit. The debt collectors didn't buy the "deficit spending" plan of mine, either.
ReplyDeleteOoooh...
ReplyDeleteI'll bet somebody in Legal at American Airlines is going to have dyspepsia over the use of their livery...
Hey man, like we say at the Pentagon: "We're not happy until you're not happy!"
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a skit the last time Saturday Night Live was funny... a guy watching the news on the tv in Jet Blue while it was coming in for a hard landing. He's freaking out as he's watching the plane he's on on the news, and everyone else on the plane is oblivious. It was really rather funny.
ReplyDeleteYou'd better do a cost analysis first...you may find each bill costs $25 to produce! :)
ReplyDeletethat's the old FAA motto, I think.
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