Friday, November 17, 2006

I can be just as vain as Bubblehead

It isn't my habit of pushing my own yapp'n - but I figured if it is good enough for Bubblehead - it is good enough for me.
The 2006 Weblog Awards
As a matter of fact, I may steal a lot of his sales pitch.

The 2006 Weblog Awards are here. To nominate someone, find the appropriate category and post a comment with the blog's name, URL, and RSS feed (if available). For example, here's what you'd post if you wanted to nominate, say, me in some category:

CDR Salamander
http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/
http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/atom.xml

The hyperlinks get automatically added when you post your comment (Typepad does that), so all you'd have to do, theoretically, is copy and paste. I would highly recommend to do what Bubblehead did and nominated Ninme in the "Best of the Top 6751-8750 Blogs" Category because she has a really, really good blog. To find out where a blog is ranked in the TTLB Ecosystem, either find them on this list, or search around their blog and click on their TTLB link.

Let's start the circular nomination process! Just remember to get your nominations in by November 24th.

There. I took only 90% of the pitch, but feel all naughty like I voted for myself as Homecoming Queen.

Fullbore Friday

CSS Virginia (don't you dare call it the "Merrimack"). Why her? Because she was 100% bada55.

At mid-day on 8 March 1862, CSS Virginia (formerly USS Merrimack, and persistently mid-identified by that name or as "Merrimac") steamed down the Elizabeth River from Norfolk and entered Hampton Roads. It was the newly converted ironclad's trial trip, a short voyage that would deeply influence naval opinion at home and abroad.

Anchored on the opposite side of Hampton Roads were five major Union warships: the frigate Congress and large sloop of war Cumberland off Newport News, and the frigates St. Lawrence, Minnesota and Roanoke a few miles to the east, off Fortress Monroe. All were powerful conventional wooden men o'war. Minnesota and Roanoke, of the same type as the pre-war Merrimack, had auxiliary steam propulsion, but the other three were propelled by sails alone, and thus were at the mercy of wind conditions and the availability of tugs. As Virginia crossed the Roads, looking (as one witness described her) "like the roof of a very big barn belching forth smoke as from a chimney on fire", the Union ships called their crews to quarters and prepared for action. Turning west, the Confederate ironclad shrugged off steady fire from ships and shore batteries as she steamed past the Congress. Firing her heavy cannon into both ships, she pushed her ram into Cumberland's starboard side. The stricken ship began to sink, though her gun crews kept up a heavy fire as she went down. In the words of one of Cumberland's enemies, "No ship was ever fought more gallantly."

Virginia backed clear, tearing off most of her iron ram, and slowly turned toward the Congress, which had gone aground while trying to get underway. Confederate gunners put several raking shells into the frigate's hull, and maintained a relentless fire as they came alongside. After an hour's battle, in which Congress' crew suffered heavy casualties, she raised the white flag of surrender. As the Confederates began to take off her crew, several men on both sides were hit by gunfire from ashore, among them the Virginia's Commanding Officer, Captain Franklin Buchanan, who ordered Congress set afire with hot shot. She blazed into the night, exploding as the fire reached her powder magazines about two hours after midnight.

Virginia had meanwhile made a brief demonstration in the direction of the big steam frigate Minnesota, which had also gone aground. However, with the day's light about to fade, the ironclad turned back toward the southern side of Hampton Roads and anchored. Though two of her guns had their muzzles shot off and most external fittings were swept away or rendered useless, she had dramatically demonstrated the horrible vulnerability of unarmored wooden warships when confronted with a hostile ironclad, and was still battleworthy. Her casualties, less than two-dozen, were removed and command passed from the injured Buchanan to Lieutenant Catesby ap R. Jones, who would take Virginia out the next day to deal with the Minnesota.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Down with fascist JROTC!!!

How much more proof do you need that San Francisco is the sump pump of Leftist intellectualism? Gov'munt schools in most of our large cities are a nightmare of self-serving teacher's unions and Soviet style politics. In San Francisco, already on of the most Liberal and kid-unfriendly places in the U.S. shows their true colors...again. BTW, the screaming kid is on our side. Cool!
After 90 years in San Francisco high schools, the Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corps must go, the San Francisco school board decided Tuesday night.

The board voted 4-2 to eliminate the popular program, phasing it out over two years.

Dozens of JROTC cadets at the board meeting burst into tears or covered their faces after the votes were cast.

"We're really shocked,'' said fourth-year Cadet Eric Chu, a senior at Lowell High School, his eyes filling with tears. "It provided me with a place to go.''
Go to the story and look at the clueless of the world. Look at the kids who just WANT JROTC, and the smug Leftists who only hate. I'll take the screaming boys and sharp girl in my UIC anyday. But, alas, they live in Boxerland.
About 1,600 San Francisco students participate in JROTC at seven high schools across the district.
Good kids too. Love running into them on base now and then. Make you feel good about the future. But what do the Commissariat think is wrong?
Opponents said the armed forces should have no place in public schools, and the military's discriminatory stance on gays makes the presence of JROTC unacceptable.

"We don't want the military ruining our civilian institutions," said Sandra Schwartz, of the American Friends Service Committee, an organization actively opposing JROTC nationwide. "In a healthy democracy ... you contain the military. You must contain the military."
Oh yes! In big cities those JROTC students are know threats to their community.
"This is where the kids feel safe, the one place they feel safe," Robert Powell, a JROTC instructor at Lincoln High School and a retired Army lieutenant colonel, said earlier in the evening. "You're going to take that away from them?"

Opponents acknowledged the program is popular and even helps some students stay in school and out of trouble.
They don't care. This has nothing to do with kids or education.
Newsom also said he believed the vote would push more city residents away from the public schools.

"You think this is going to help keep families in San Francisco?" the mayor added. "No. It's going to hurt."
I know I would try to get my kids out of that nightmare of a school district....but I have the means to do that. That part of the country is so expensive, to live there parents condem their kids to those "schools." So, what is the priority?
On other matters, the board introduced a resolution that makes race a factor in deciding what school a child will attend starting with the 2008-09 school year.
Of course. Bull Conner would be proud. Stanley Kurtz makes some good points as well.

A real woman with real class


I really like the new-retro look - especially on Scarlett Johansson.

It even de-skanks Christina Aguilera.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The Stalking of the KITTY HAWK

Like Lex, I have held off putting anything down on the Chinese Sub that interrupted the USS KITTY HAWK's games. You see, there are some things you just don't talk about. Bubblehead has some interesting thoughts that I am mostly in line with, but TheSubReport has a percentage of the smart thinking as well. Being that, Admiral Fallon has spoken, I will dip my toe in the water some.
First let me say this; cocky arrogance based on your archaic POV of ASW is a recipe for getting your ship sunk and your Sailors killed. Period. A lot of the "bunch of primitive Chinamen" bravado crap has to stop. Now. That same kink of talk was made about the fighting ability of Iraqis and the cake walk we would have. Not so funny, or true, now - is it? Stowe it.

The Chinese know what they are doing. They are playing the Long Game - an ongoing story here that long time readers are aware of. They are smart, large, and growing stronger by the WalMart shopping day. They have a history and culture that makes our upstart post-colonial melting pot look like the long-legged, klutzy teenager that it is. Sure they have challenges, but I ask you - where is their trend line?

Enough of the Chinese. Let's talk about us. I am not going to talk about what did or did not happen with the Sh1tty Kitty. I am going to talk in more general terms.

1. Sitting in your chair in confidence of Foxtrot Mike technology making everything easy? Nice tools, but you are a fool.

2. How familiar are you with the waters around China?

3. Do you really understand the time-distance challenges of the Pacific? Seriously, get the map out with your circular slide rule.

4. Assume your subs are as perfect as you think. Fine. Can they be everywhere? Of course not. ASW is a numbers game in wartime. Look at the proficiency of our SH-60 series of helos in ASW. Ditto what little is left of our fixed wing ASW. S-3 is long gone, and what few P-3s we have left are trying to stay together long enough to preserve their community's Major Command billets till the P-8A shows up ~ half-way through the next decade. Ship ASW? Harumph. DD's - gone. FF(not so G)'s - might as well be gone. DDG-51s? Nice bit of kit - but those MK-41 cells have employment elsewhere outside ASW. As for the training and tactical sustainability of the above units? Don't BS a BS'r. I know where the money has gone over the last 15 years. ASW sensors and training has not been it.

5. Assume you have found your "Made in China" SS. Ready to kill it? Really? 'Nuff said there.

6. Ready for sustained ASW prosecution? Read what I have about the Falklands War? Magazine and lockers ready to go?

7. Like your LWT? What if they don't quite work like you want, or you run out after a few days attacking ghosts? What then? Have a back-up plan? Have a back-up weapon? Where are all your eggs? It isn't hard to figure out how things can twist in war. It really isn't. Arrogance and wishing your problems away will only get you killed.
It is hard to laugh at that non-nuke submarine that sank that USS ASHLAND 36 hours ago when you only have one SSTT MK-46 left and your helo is down until you can get another engine. To think that crew sailed all the way from Norfolk just to go like that. What was it, around 60 out of 800 or so Sailors and Marines the LASSEN and CARR managed to pluck out of the water?

You know she is out there. 8 hours ago the P-3 flying out of Guam thought she saw her and dropped two MK-54 on a POSSUB contact over a 45 minute timeframe with nothing to show for it; and that was 15NM away from where everyone else thinks the SS is. Well, where the LASSEN attacked her. Thinks she attacked her. At least she still has a helo and 6 LWT left. The nearest US SSN, the HOUSTON, is another 8 hrs or so away...you think... You can't sleep because every 90 minutes or so someone thinks they saw something or there is something interesting on the UYS-1 that they just have to tell you about. You don't know if it is the caffeine or the pain in your stomach that is keeping you awake...but you are bolt awake.

So, here you are. You, the REUBAN JAMES and the HOPPER are limping your way back to Guam at 5 knots with only one mission - get the NEW ORLEANS and her 1,000 plus Sailors and Marines back in one piece while the rest of the STRIKE GROUP keeps heading west. There she is. Still a 10 degree port list.

5 knots. You swear she is going backwards. Lucky ship though. They say that Yuan-class (they think) fired four torps at her. Only one hit. Lucky ship. How many dead? Don't know. Forgot. Missing? They don't know. We aren't looking. Something tells you we left someone behind. You'll worry about that later.

Why can't she go faster. Why? Two up helos that have even a prayer of doing ASW. 4 hours of P-3 time a day, the more reliable P-8s are all going west. Why didn't they give us more to fight with knowing we are on our own?

"Unlikely to follow... possibly sunk... mission kill... better water for ASW..." Is it because you are so tired that you laugh everytime you hear someone say that?

With the ESG running as fast as the slowest Gator Freighter to the waiting arms of the NORTH CAROLINA, and the BUSHSTRIKEGROUP; it is you and the Pacific. Cold, dark, quite Pacific. It doesn't look so peaceful anymore. A cigar on the helo deck no longer helps you relax. Every wave top looks like something it shouldn't be.

There is so much that needs to be done.

5 KTS. Days away. ASCM, even with less than a minute warning, you are comfortable with; but their torpedoes. The impotence. When you put your last MK-46 over the side and listen until its motor runs out of Otto fuel, what do you do then? Throw bug-juice at her? Have another P-3 chase a ghost in the middle of the night keeping your little ambulance service on edge? From what you are reading on message traffic, the odds are they will be out of sonobuoys tomorrow anyway at the rate they are throwing them out to the west. So, you will have that going for you. You'll take the radar though.

You are sick of contact reports that mean nothing. Intel that takes 3 pages to remind you that there are known unknowns out there. This morning you watched a 18-year AD1 break into tears because he couldn't fix your helo's broke-a55 engine and he was convinced that hundreds were going to die because he could make it happen. All he needs is sleep, but he won't. You won't. You can't.

5 KTS. If you could get another 100NM away from the flaming DATUM you would feel better. 20 hours. No way that Chinese Skipper is still stalking our poor wounded girl. You would know. You should know. You don't know, do you? Our active sonar is so good and our tails are the best in the world - buy why did we miss her after the attack a day and a half ago? It isn't supposed to happen this way. You are so tired.

5 KTS. 20 minutes of sleep, that is all you want. 20 minutes of blessed slumber.

No, we don't need to panic now. This Chinese SS thingy isn't a crisis...but it is an opportunity to think. Be humble. Do a little ORM. It is sleeping now while a potential challenger slowly reaches the tipping point that makes me worry.

The Chinese have ugly uniforms too

Looks like China has its own version of Task Force Uniform. Take a look at the Chinese Marines below.


Don't laugh too hard. Sure the blue is silly, and the vests are very early '90s...but..... Look at the helmet. US style. New amphibious assault vehicles. They are looking forward, benchmarking what works for us. I don't laugh at the Chinese...I watch them. They are serious professionals with a national history an order of magnitude + of ours, ~4 times our population, and one of the largest holder of our national debt ... and unsettled grievances all over the place.

The guy pointing his hand is Commander Chen of 1st Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Brigade.

Hat tip ChinaDefenseBlog.

SexHar at Annapolis - the next step

Well, we all know that the "system" (aka leadership, fairness, honor) either has not worked or has been forgotten at the USNA when it comes to Blue-on-Blue male to female relationships between Midshipmen - maybe we should just take the next realistic step. Being that everything as of late has defaulted to leadership substitutes such as rules, regulations, "training," and tokenism (all reviewed and staffed through a local JAG or two) we might as well go strait to this. NB: if you have kids or Lefty females in the room that want to report you to the HRO - don't click there. If you are sensitive and easily get the vapors about being a mammal - don't click there. Safe for some work areas - perhaps not others.