Shipmates to the Ivy League?

Ummm ... errrr ... let's see. This usually starts about 3-months in to deployment.

If school started in mid-AUG then ... Shipmate is a bit early.

Students and officials at Yale University are trying to put a stop to a person or group that has been soiling people's laundry by putting human excrement in clothes dryers.

The assailant or assailants are being called the "poopetrator" and are being blamed for at least four incidents in the past month in the laundry room at Saybrook College.

I wonder if he/she has hit the shower stalls yet?