How in one FbF can you do justice to a ship with 20 Battle Stars like the USS O'BANNON (DD-450)? 17 in WWII (second only to USS ENTERPRISE (CV-6) ), and three in Korea.
Well - this has been such a iffy week - let us take a moment to reflect with a smile.
We aren't the only US Navy that has trouble getting its Sailors armed ... and we aren't the only US Navy with resourceful Sailors.
From the Destroyer History Foundation and Ernest A. Herr - BEHOLD!
On 5 April 1943, DesRon 21 was returning from a night of shelling Japanese shore installations deep in the New Georgia area of the Solomon Islands. Our destroyer, the O’Bannon, as part of this force, picked up a radar contact that turned out to be a large Japanese submarine cruising on the surface and apparently unaware of our presence. The Japanese lookouts undoubtedly were fast asleep.BTW - as any WESTPAC guy will tell you, even today the Japanese have no idea what to do with a spud.
We approached rapidly and were preparing to ram the sub. Our captain and other officers on the bridge were trying to identify the type of sub and decided, at the last minute, that it could be a mine layer. Not wanting to blow up ourselves along with the sub, the decision was made that ramming was not a wise move. At the last moment, the rudder was swung hard to avoid a collision and we found ourselves in a rather embarrassing situation as we sailed along side of the Japanese submarine.
On board the sub, Japanese sailors, wearing dark shorts and dinky blue hats, were sleeping out on deck. In what could be considered a rude awaking, they sat up to see an American destroyer sailing along side. Our ship however, was far too close to permit our guns lowered enough to fire and since no one on deck carried a gun, not a shot was heard. Ditto on the Japanese sub, no one there had a gun either. In this situation, no one seemed sure of the proper course of action and it probably would not have been covered in the manual anyway. Therefore everyone just stared more or less spellbound.
The submarine was equipped with a 3-inch deck gun and the sub’s captain finally decided that now was probably a good time to make use of it. As the Japanese sailors ran toward their gun, our deck parties reached into storage bins that were located nearby, picked out some potatoes and threw them at the sailors on the deck of the sub. A potato battle ensued. Apparently the Japanese sailors thought the potatoes were hand grenades. This kept them very busy as they try to get rid of them by throwing them back at the O’Bannon or over the side of the sub. Thus occupied, they were too busy to man their deck gun which gave us sufficient time to put a little distance between our ship and the sub.
Finally we were far enough away to bring our guns to bear and firing commenced. One of our shells managed to hit the sub’s conning tower but the sub managed to submerge anyway. At that time our ship was able to pass directly over the sub for a depth charge attack. Later information showed that the sub did sink. When the Association of Potato Growers of Maine heard of this strange episode, they sent a plaque to commemorate the event. The plaque was mounted in an appropriate place near the crews mess hall for the crew to see. Well, it was the crew’s battle.
trying to teach Japanese how to handle potatoes is as futile as trying to make denizens of North European Plain cook rice properly...
ReplyDeleteThat's a right nice award they got there.. ayuh.
ReplyDeleteJust shows once more that Maine potatoes are wicked good. ;)
Just think what ENGLAND could have done with a potato!
ReplyDeleteThey'd boil all the flavor out of it and serve it cold next to leathery mutton.
ReplyDeleteBut I digress....
Does the LCS have a potato module?
ReplyDeleteThe whole rstionale for the British Empire was to find decent cuisine.
ReplyDeleteI think in today's FbF, the designation CV-3 belongs to Saratoga. CV-6 was Enterprise.
ReplyDeleteSalamander should already be doing penance... say ten "Hail Mary"s and help Norm Friedman with his tie.
ReplyDeleteStopping to like this again. :-D
ReplyDeleteRaising a glass of fine potato vodka to the crew: "This spud's for you!"
ReplyDelete(hiding because that was a bad one. Don't hate me.)
As a UMaine graduate I approve!
ReplyDeleteI laughed, I cried....
ReplyDeleteA bag of taters, some PVC pipe, a lighter and a can of hairspray....you triple the LCS's firepower!
ReplyDelete3 and 6 are right next to each other on the right side of my keyboard. That is my story ... and I'm stick'n to it.
ReplyDeleteMefixie.
I know. Who eats beans with toast for breakfast?
ReplyDeleteUSM here..... :)
ReplyDeleteAllach Akbar! this is thread hijack!
ReplyDeletefor sunday funnies:
http://www.kciuk.pl/All-I-Want-For-Christmas-HMS-OCEAN-a74588
Baked beans, yes. Eggs and toast and baked beans are wonderful for breakfast.
ReplyDeleteBut I am sure the English will find a way to suck the flavor out of that, too.
Potatoes; they're not just for breakfast anymore.
ReplyDeleteWe had that plaque on the quarterdeck when in port during my time onboard DD-987 ...
ReplyDeletePetey is right, we kept it on the quarterdeck up until decomissioning. Not sure what happened to it after that. Hopefully it ended up in an appreciative home.
ReplyDeleteIngenuity is one trait that you can never accuse the American Sailor of not having. Great story! Especially the part about the Japanese confusing the potatoes with hand grenades, which when you think about it is 100% understandable.
ReplyDeleteYou could have waited .... ;(
ReplyDeleteNO, URR. Baked beans = LUNCH OR DINNER. Hmmph.
ReplyDeletefeel free to delete and use as SF :)
ReplyDeleteDo they say wicked pissah in the great up there?
ReplyDeleteNot enough reserve bouyancy unless you are on one of the cheeks.
ReplyDeleteCan use that on DivThu as there was a ton of things the DBullies could critique on that vid.
ReplyDeletegive a smart (wo)man a rifle with grenade launcher, a flamethrower and some duct tape and you get this:
ReplyDeleteDB, If you woke up to a morning with temps in the mid-twenties, BELOW ZERO, you might feel differently.
ReplyDeleteBoston baked beans.
Where i come from we just stick it in chicken and rice. Then theirs red beans and rice....and polish sausage and rice and........yep we know how to cook it! Take it back!
ReplyDeletewhen you get back from a 10 mile paper route at 37 below at the crack of dawn in montana, anything hot tastes good.
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he's talking about the real north european plain gang, you know the ones who have to carry a card in their wallet with their last name written on it so they can spell it right when they need to.
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umm...USS ENGLAND.
ReplyDeleteAyuh..... sometimes.
ReplyDeleteKinda reminds me of the ex-CO of Ponce .... I guess she won't be getting any more 'Etta-boys'
ReplyDeleteYou know it is truly outstanding when they double up on the wickeds...
ReplyDelete"...it was wicked wicked!"
Great, now I'm having flashbacks to my Orono years
Gator sailors (and those other guys along for the ride) seem to have a looser sense of humor than some other parts of the Sea Services.
ReplyDeleteOn our 2001 Gulf cruise (scheduled outchop: Sept 17 2001), I was on USS O'BRIEN (DD 975). One day, the desert duck brought us a package -- a HUGE, 18" x 24" by 36" box -- addressed to CF Division of O'BANNON. After debating what to do with it for several hours in NSSMS Control Room, we finally decided to keep it. When we opened it, it was stuffed FULL of unpopped (microwave) popcorn. Lasted til decom. I'm sorry if it was supposed to be yours.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm sad to say that I helped with the decom of DD-987...but proud to say that the division head of my shipyard is a former CO of O'Bannon, Captain Joe O'Conor. Really great guy who I have a ton of respect for.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be special to be "pissah". And very special to be "wicked pissah".
ReplyDeleteI meant USS ENGLAND, who sank 6 Japanese subs in 12 days.
ReplyDeleteI know you did, but I was gonna run the bad food joke into the ground, regardless. Or, as my old platoon sergeant would say, "irregardless!".
ReplyDeleteWhich wouldn't make a bad "Fullbore" in and of itself.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to mention the XO.
One word (dish) - Nikujaga. Simple, tasty and cheap.
ReplyDeleteI was sicker than a parrot this weekend, with a industrial grade cold. As I huddled under the down quilt on my couch, drinking cocoa, and feeling sorry for myself, what with being sick on a scheduled weekend off, I reread Antisubmarine Warrior in the Pacific, by John Williamson, the XO in question. He seemed to think that if ENGLAND had been a JOHN C BUTLER or a RUDDEROW, the VAL would never have gotten past the 5/38"s and the 40s. But he also said 'if she had' doesn't change anything.
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