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Thursday, December 22, 2011
A Christmas Message from URR ...
OK, it's not URR - mostly.
Standard Kristen warning.
If you haven't enjoyed the guilty pleasure of AFT - take a visit.
True story: When the Lee Ermey doll first came out there was a "PG" version and an "R" version, and one slightly worse than "R".
Several years ago, a guy at my office is showing what he bought his kid, probably ten years old at the time. He pulls out the Lee Ermey doll in its little set of Alphas, and pulls the string. This thing starts with a LOUD string of invectives for about a minute, right in the middle of the office. With no way to shut the thing off. Apparently he had bought the one with the "extreme salty language" track.
Last month my son and I were heading back from Scout camping, truck in front of us has a bunch of miscellaneous stuff in the bed. Hits a bump, new football still in package pops out, he doesn't see, so we pull over and grab it from the middle of the street. Catch up and flag him down, give him the ball, exchange pleasantries and move on. Didn't see until later on down the road that the boxes he had in the back of his pickup marked Toys for Tots.
Reminded myself I needed to donate again to TfT, as I usually do…
ROFLMAO!!!!!! 8-)
ReplyDeletePerfection. Ahh, the twins in Tallahassee.
ReplyDeleteTrue story: When the Lee Ermey doll first came out there was a "PG" version and an "R" version, and one slightly worse than "R".
Several years ago, a guy at my office is showing what he bought his kid, probably ten years old at the time. He pulls out the Lee Ermey doll in its little set of Alphas, and pulls the string. This thing starts with a LOUD string of invectives for about a minute, right in the middle of the office. With no way to shut the thing off. Apparently he had bought the one with the "extreme salty language" track.
Read the fine print.
The LT B approved version then. :)
ReplyDeleteFunny story. Yes, donate to Toys for Tots, people! It's been a hard year everywhere!
ReplyDeleteDone - donated.
ReplyDeleteLast month my son and I were heading back from Scout camping, truck in front of us has a bunch of miscellaneous stuff in the bed. Hits a bump, new football still in package pops out, he doesn't see, so we pull over and grab it from the middle of the street. Catch up and flag him down, give him the ball, exchange pleasantries and move on. Didn't see until later on down the road that the boxes he had in the back of his pickup marked Toys for Tots.
Reminded myself I needed to donate again to TfT, as I usually do…
DB – Thanks for another reminder
So that's what URR looks like!
ReplyDeleteThanks for my warning. I'm pretty sure that I'd never recover from uncensored Marine talk. :-[
if you think that one was good then check out Jungle balls
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ive only started to breathe again from laughing too too long