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Outstanding job! It's too bad that the deadline for Academy Award nominations (for subtitling) has already passed. This piece would have been a shoe-in.
Hey CDR, sir,... shouldn't that read "Retired O-5 in front of his laptop wearing his skivvies?" It's a NAVY blog sir. Please tell me we still issue Skivvy shorts?
Heck, I'm so corrupted by Navalese I tell the why that "I'm going below decks" when I head to the basement. Well, I mean, I DO have an oil-fired boiler in the "engineering compartment" 8-)
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Outstanding job! It's too bad that the deadline for Academy Award nominations (for subtitling) has already passed. This piece would have been a shoe-in.
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ReplyDeleteLMFMHO!! TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!
You are a cruel, cruel man.
ReplyDeleteCounting down to the blacklisting of your blog inside the USNA network... 3...2...1
Oh, Well Done, Sir! Well Done, Indeed!
ReplyDeleteThe Salamander ain't about making friends, just making accountability work.
ReplyDeleteDUDE! That was funny, no matter who you are, even if you stay in your PJs except when duck hunting.
Oh, yeah, and CDR Lippold thnking of taking on Senate Majority Leader!
ReplyDelete<span><span>CDR Salamander </span></span>FTW!!!
ReplyDeleteComic gold!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!
ReplyDeleteSala, you are one truly evil minded individual...and you exactly the kind of guy I like!
ReplyDeleteWonder how long it's going to take for this little movie to go viral at USNA 8-)
I have to wait until I get home. Can't catch it on the NMCI portal at work. Curses!
ReplyDeleteI did like how "media" and "SS" were matched up, as well as "army" and "stalin".
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ReplyDeleteNice job shipmate. I hope they don't kill this like they did the great "I am on a boat" video.
ReplyDeleteCheck it in the morning, after the word circulates among the mids...
ReplyDeleteHow much single malt went into this fine satire...?
ReplyDeleteFunny but needs more duration time on each statement. Some of the words go by too quickly. Triming this up would make it perfect.
ReplyDeleteAmazing job sir. I think it might not be long before your blog gets blacklisted by the USNA internet nazis (no pun intended).
ReplyDeleteLaughed till I cried, the Supe as Hitler, wow...
ReplyDelete...but I am not saying he IS Hitler .... just like all the other Downfall parodies (including President Obama) it is all satire in good fun.
ReplyDeleteI know you get it - but some people are just too literal.
Eric, are you an engineer? If you read without speaking, it goes faster ..... :-P
ReplyDeleteNot enough.
ReplyDeleteHey CDR, sir,... shouldn't that read "Retired O-5 in front of his laptop wearing his skivvies?" It's a NAVY blog sir. Please tell me we still issue Skivvy shorts?
ReplyDeleteHeck, I'm so corrupted by Navalese I tell the why that "I'm going below decks" when I head to the basement. Well, I mean, I DO have an oil-fired boiler in the "engineering compartment" 8-)
But, yeah... brilliant work, sir. Brilliant work.
Retirement has its advantages...like loads of free time.
ReplyDeleteNicely done.
I resemble that remark 8-)
ReplyDeleteEric is right, though. Allowing a bit longer to read would help things quite a bit. I read fast, but some of that got past me.
Otherwise, hilarious. BZ!
Aaaah, the Supe Mobile. A Rempt special. Good stuff CDR!!
ReplyDeleteWho has spare time? I have to do this stuff while hiding from Mrs. Salamander. ....
ReplyDeletelol eehh mm Yes Dear I will take out the trash after I finish my "work"
ReplyDeleteAwesome funny. :)
ReplyDeleteSadly, a lotta truth in there too. :(
I have never been prouder of this blog...
ReplyDeleteThe "I'm on a boat" video is back up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjf4RogusJc
ReplyDeleteI think a medical warning is in order before showing this video. I might have ruptered my spleen laughing so much!
ReplyDeleteTwo words: pause button.
ReplyDeleteNice job...
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ReplyDeleteWe admire work of Harvard University Arts and Fashion - best school of arts where great designers learn
how to create great looking designer clothing!