I'll do it for half and for twice a long ..

Skippy, MTH, and LGB - I might need some EA's and field research assistants on this if I pick up the grant.

A CHEEKY artist has been given a £20,000 National Lottery grant - to look at girls' bums.

Sue Williams was given the cash to "explore cultural attitudes towards female buttocks".

She will create plaster cast moulds of women's behinds to try to understand their place in contemporary culture.

Sid, Byron and AW1, sorry - I don't think your tickers could handle all the, ahem, strain.

All artists, of course, have their biases .....