Skippy will be happy

We know what he likes ...

Oh, Playboy, why do you want your "readers" to lust after androids? That's the only explanation we can think of for the proportions of your lovely ladybots. We culled the stats for every centerfold from December 1953 (Marilyn Monroe) to January 2009 (Dasha Astafieva), then calculated each woman's body-mass index.

A clear trend emerged: While real American women have steadily eaten their way up the BMI slope — just like American men — Playmates have gone from a sylphlike 19.4 to an anime-ideal 17.6.

He should be happier - don't 'cha think? However, I think that other Asian export named Chu is a bit in his craw.

Now, go over there and wish him a happy blog-bday; just make sure and greet him as "Comrade."