Quote of the week

”Drinking and official functions don’t mix.”

Sad story for all, and something everyone should take to heart.

If you don't have a plan already, you could use the Salamander COAs.

COA 1: Be the designated driver,

COA 2: Keep yourself to one drink an hour and then go home early.

Sad.

A few force protection rules as well.

• Go to as few social events with coworkers as possible.
• The more senior you are, the more this applies: you are never as good looking as you think you are.
• She isn't flirting, she is just trying to figure out how to be polite in an uncomfortable situation - and is doing a bad job at it.
• If you think your co-workers think you are "fun to party with," you probably need to review the COA and FP points above.