* Fred Thompson took over what was Al Gore's Senate seat, thereby dramatically reducing the Senate's carbon footprint. Fred Thompson then created carbon offset offsets by wastefully burning hippies.Hat tip TheJawaReport.
* Fred Thompson once ended a filibuster by ripping out a Senator's heart and showing it to him before he died.
* The actual cause of global warming: Fred Thompson's burning rage.
* Fred Thompson vows not only to win in Iraq but also to forcefully free Vietnam from Communism, thus giving America a perfect win/loss record for wars again.
* When terrorists get to the afterlife, they'll find that none of their seventy-two women are still virgins. Why? Because of Fred Thompson.
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Why Fred Thompson
Tired of all the Republicans running for office. Fred Thompson might run - and the folks over at IMAO have a brief primer on the former Senator that is useful. Here is my Top 5 - you should read them all.
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