Why John doesn't live in the U.K.

Let's just say; his "hobby" wouldn't go over very well.

"This is the biggest firearms haul we have ever had," he said. "The premises raided were used to store hundreds and hundreds of weapons. I have never seen anything like it."

Mr Davis added: "Guns are mounted on every available wall space in the property and live ammunition was found lying on the floor.

"There are guns everywhere. It will take us at least three days to log it all and bag up the evidence."

It couldn't be him though. There is a big difference between this.

..and this. I'll let you guess which one is John's.

Hat tip Interested Participant.